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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)